***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***
You WILL use the following word in conversation: HAUSTED. ['hawsted]
What is hausted? Far be it from us at Invented Usage to define our terms. Allow us to teach language as we were taught it: by example.
"I'm so hausted after that great night of sleep I just had."
"It's imperative that you haust yourself, you have a big test tomorrow."
"I'm in a very hausty mood this morning."
"He was full of haust, and ate a hearty breakfast."
"Before this hike I was hausted, but now..."
"We must carefully haust our national resources."
"She had to be sedated due to extreme haustion."
"We sprung, haustedly, into action."
Unfortunately, we here at Invented Usage are EXHAUSTED, so we're going to bed. But use the word. Or suffer the dire consequences.
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